Today on “Sporejumping the Shark” with Star Trek Discovery (S2-E2 Review/Reaction/Rambling)

Here’s some behind the scenes info for you, my loyal readers: when I got up this morning I tried to write my review. But I couldn’t remember anything substantial about the episode. That’s my review. “Completely forgettable” pretty much sums up my reaction to Ep. 2 “New Eden.” But where’s the fun in that?!

Then sure enough I go on the ole interwebz and everyone is raving about how this was the best STD episode ever! Star Trek is back! Finally! Yay!!!! (Hilariously, people who…