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Tales from 2020: Undercover Boss

John E. Price
1 min readMay 10, 2021

Dusk, March 7, 2020. Pre-lockdown.

Wind-sheared and worn-out I surveyed the scene, silently counting down to the end of the shift.

A sound from behind snapped me back. “You the boss?”

I turned around and it was one of the back-office ladies, no more than 5' tall and staring right at me. “Y’know, the boss — working with the workers.”

No clue.

“You never seen Undercover Boss? I swear you the CEO or something — you taller than everyone else here.”

She does that cliche drop your glasses so your eyes can convey seriousness move.

“You taller than every-one-here,” she emphasizes, “including the managers.” She cackles at the thought.

“I wish I got paid like the boss,” I said, trying to salvage this shitshow.

“Mhm, I know that’s right.” She was off to her car. And I was left behind with a new perspective… and many questions.

*Originally published July 29, 2020 on substack

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John E. Price
John E. Price

Written by John E. Price

Academic and Trekkie. I talk about the politics of culture, review nerd stuff, and golf a lot. Co-host: @podmeandering, #TopFive, @folkwise13

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