“Star Wars Fans” don’t deserve The Last Jedi
11 min readMar 18, 2018
[Yes, here be spoilers… but honestly, grow up and get over it.]
Like everyone else worth knowing, I saw The Last Jedi opening night. My friends and I had great seats (you’re welcome, friends) and for two and a half hours I sat there in Hazlet, New Jersey, shocked by what I was watching. Sometimes it was a good shock, sometimes it was a bad shock. Now that it’s out on digital (yes, I…