Predictions for Star Trek Discovery “Chapter 2”

Star Trek Discovery is coming back to paywalled television on January 7th. The last we left our intrepid explorers, they were killing Klingons in orbit of Pandora or something. I dunno, it sucked, either way.

The producers then retroactively declared the first 9 episodes of Season 1 to be “Chapter 1” and that the next 6 would be “Chapter 2.” OK, anyway. Here are my predictions for the remaining 2/5ths of this trainwreck. I mean, “modern storytelling.”