Star Trek Discovery is coming back to paywalled television on January 7th. The last we left our intrepid explorers, they were killing Klingons in orbit of Pandora or something. I dunno, it sucked, either way.
The producers then retroactively declared the first 9 episodes of Season 1 to be “Chapter 1” and that the next 6 would be “Chapter 2.” OK, anyway. Here are my predictions for the remaining 2/5ths of this trainwreck. I mean, “modern storytelling.”