America 101: A Primer

• The Nazis are evil.

Earn this.

• Slavery is indefensible.

Trigger Warning: American history

• Free speech means it’s not illegal to be an asshole, but you’re still an asshole.

Assholes.

• Murdering people is a crime.

It’s #6.

*2019 Update*

• People risking their lives to leave their “shithole countries” so they can live in America because America is awesome isn’t a threat, it’s the whole point.

I believe in America.

Get your shit together, America.