“The wind howls; the sun rises alone…” The whole world has lost itself in the smoldering haze. The global pandemic, as such as it exists in the form of keyboard-pounding blowhards, moral-panicking bureaucrats, and a boorish reverence for ineptitude, has simply illuminated and made tangible the fissures once manageable through…

When did mid-season finales become a thing? Is it to give the CGI guys more time? Or is it to keep you subscribed to Paramount for an extra month? Why does NuTrek make any of the decisions they make? The world wonders… FIVE THINGS I HATE ABOUT THIS EPISODE The…

Remember: Black Alert is when all the blue lights come on. Burnham opens the episode “thinking about family” as she builds a family tree and we get reminded of all the idiocy that happened in the first three seasons. Burnham is determined to fly into the wake of the DMA…

The DMA is back and uh-oh it’s man-made!!! NuTrek is obsessed with galaxy-destroying events. It’s boring. The DMA is boring. No plot twist can save it. Name-dropping Iconians, the Metrons, or Q can’t save it. Not even a guest spot by Sadavir Errinwright dropping hilarious one-liners and making Saru scream…

Writers Alan McElroy and Eric Robbins manage to add Star Trek into a Discovery episode with the most basic of tools: an opening Captain’s log!!! How refreshing is that? It’s mind-boggling to think that a log intro isn’t standard on this show. What a joke. Anyway, once again they push…

I don’t know Olatunde Osunsanmi. I couldn’t pick him out of a crowd. But I do know that he directs a lot of episodes of Star Trek Discovery. He’s even an Executive Producer now, along with like 21 other people. And what I also know is that every time he…

In the 700+ hours of Star Trek, probably like half of it involves the crew trying to figure out a space anomaly. Well, now it’s Discovery’s turn at the trope and in classic Kurtzman Trek fashion they have to utterly ruin it from the start. You see, loyal fans of…

After reviewing all of seasons one and two, I made it through one episode of season three. Let’s hope it goes better this year... Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to be a pop star. You’re rich. You’re famous. People passionately talk…

1. Nobody likes Joe Biden or Terry McAuliffe and the myth of the "Competent Businessman Turned Politician" still exists (Why? Nobody knows). 2. The Democrats abandoned the working class at least a decade ago and seemingly don’t even pretend to mind (spoiler: look at any election map since let’s say…