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8 Things that happened during Star Trek Discovery episode 8

John E. Price
2 min readNov 6, 2017
It’s a song, you green-blooded mutineer, you sing it!

One — I forgot it was on because I was watching Stranger Things, which is awesome. When I finally did remember and fought myself to turn STD on, I sighed. All the goodwill STD bought last week was immediately gone. If nothing else, the drop in storytelling competency between Stranger Things and Star Trek Discovery is jarring.

Two — Fifteen minutes in, the person with whom I was watching the show breaks the awkward silence with “God, this show is so boring.” This person hasn’t watched since the pilot.

Three — The Klingons were back, front and center. This is not a good thing.

I couldn’t help but notice your pain…

Four — The planet sings. Ok, well at least that’s an actual sci-fi concept worthy of Star Trek. Then they ruin it.

Five — They ripped off the Organians. C’mon.

Six — Kol, House of Kor. This is not a good thing.

You two go on ahead, I’ll wait for the next car.

Seven — Saru is a coward. Which we’ve all known for two months now, but the mouth-breather STD fanbase…

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John E. Price
John E. Price

Written by John E. Price

Academic and Trekkie. I talk about the politics of culture, review nerd stuff, and golf a lot. Co-host: @podmeandering, #TopFive, @folkwise13

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